ATL on Stage at Warped
(someone throws a bananas)
alex: who throws bananas at Warped Tour?
crowd raises hands
alex: wow you guys are weird.
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(someone throws meat)
alex: what the fuck! who's throwing meat?
jack: don't throw meat unless it's mine - in your face.
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(a dad crowd surfs)
alex: wow a dad is getting surfed!
jack: get that man a blowjob!
alex: that guy kinda looks like the dude from Saw.
jack: JIGSAW!
alex: (in a deep voice) wanna play a game? mosh till the death. I'll crowd surf over everyone and stab you in the eye.
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